My cat hates me.

I've got this cat called Tom and he's always been REALLY neurotic. But he now has a new habit, one that is totally and utterly off the fugging WALL.

He's claimed my bed as his own. As in, he sits on my bed ALL DAY, EVERY DAY. And then I go and sit on it. And he ATTACKS ME. Literally. I go over, sit down, and he LAUNCHES himself upon me and starts biting me and chasing my every movement. It's ridiculous.

It's MY bed Tom. You're a CAT. I don't mind you sitting on my bed, but seriously, there's room for both of us.