Right so here's the deal: I'm a HUGE fan of the Georgia Nicolson books. If you're a girl of any age and you haven't read them, then you're a fail. Go and read them NOW. And basically the last book is coming out soon and there's a wrap party in London. There are only 36 places so they had a competition to decide who went. You had to send them an email saying why you and a friend deserve the spaces more than anyone else. Eleanor is also a massive fan so I emailed on behalf of me and her. This was like a month ago so I had forgotten all about it. AND TODAY I GOT AN EMAIL AND WE SO FUGGING GOT TWO SPACES!!!! But. ELEANOR CANNOT GO. Because she's busy. I'm gutted but that's just one of those things really. I have a couple of other friends who are big fans too so I will see if they want to come, but I do wish Eleanor could ):
Anyway I must go to bed in a minute, but before I go, he's my April 2006 blogs. Night night! xoxo
01 April
USA consume enough pizza eah day to cover the surface of Texas
When you feel depressed, drown your sorrows in a massive bowl of Ben and Jerry's ice cream, topped avec chocolate toffee sauce, chopped nuts and cherries. Sometimes you are really upset and nothing can cheer you up except an ice cream binge and an evening on msn talking to your best friends while listening to Westlife and Busted albums.
02 April
If all of the population China walked past you in a line, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction
Billie Joe's hair is black again, wootness. Photos from Kids Choice Awards two days ago show him with really long, black, spikey hair, and he looks awesome. Not that he didn't with blonde, I mean, if you'r into the whole Barbie slut image. . .
03 April
The Bible is the most shoplifted book in the World
Today I got 2 pet cacteeesenage. Which is plural for cactus by the way. I got them in B&Q x] They are vewy pwettyfuls. One is kinda short and fat and round avec little spines coming out of fluffy cottony things. It is split into 5 segmenty things. This one is called Marciano. The other cactus is taller and narrower. It is very jagged, and when you look at it from the top it is all starry-shaped. It has mahoosive spiney spikes sticking out of big fluffy lumps. It is called Danger. (Notice a pattern with the names?)
I am vair annoyed avec Danger parce que he bit me and now my hand is all red and swollen and itchy. I will have to punish him. He is now sitting on the naughty step. And throwing a tantrum. He will have to learn that biting the person who paid £1.98 for you is unacceptable behaviour. Well actually they were a present from my Grandma so she was the one who paid £1.98. Ok he apologised.
Ok my hand is worrying me now. . .if I never come online again, assume it was death by cactus, be sure to sue B&Q for me. Vraiment.
Vraiment can have two meanings, depending on the context. It can either mean indeed, as in Trés froid vraiment or it can mean really, as in Vraiment froid.. So when I use it I expect you to be intelligent enough to figure ot what the hell I am talking about. But that is even puzzling moi at the momento. . .I think it is because I have been digging holes for about 2 hours. I was helping my grandparents out with some gardening (which explains why I was in B&Q) and I seriously felt like Stanley Yelnats. We were planting shrubs and I had to dig these mahoosive holes in the dirt. There were no yellow spotted lizards though. Just a couple thousand worms.
Have any of you read the sequel to Holes yet? It's called Small Steps and is quite crap. Stanley is only mentioned once and the rest is about that Armpit person and this singer. Trés mauvais pour la santé. WTF am I going on about?! That means Very bad for your health!!! I mean, the book may be bad but it isn't exactly a health hazard. . . Ok lets just have Trés mauvais. Muchly better.
I have a Green Day cursor. It says Green Day in the Kerplunk font and I lobe it.
YAY Lnr is sleeping over tomorrow. We are going to play our Malteser game. Here is what you do. Well. You get a double bed and a few hard books and you make a path with the books across the width of the bed. Then one person goes by one side and kneels down so they are level avec the bed, and the other person does the same the other side. Then you put a Malteser in the middle and blow them over to eachother and aim in their mouths. It is so hystericalamondo, but only good if the people are really good friends, or it is a leeedle awkward. We are also gonna melt down Creme Eggs and make Rice Krispie cakes.
Ok I realise that I have bored you a lot with my loon talk on cacteeesenage, French grammar, hand ailments, Louis Sachar books, and chocolatey goodness, so I will love you and leave you. So Long And Good Night.
05 April
George Bush was once a cheerleader on a girls' squad
Just got back from Becci + Nici's party which totally ROCKED. We met up in Romford, went shopping, went to Frankie and Benny's and then went to the cinema. Me + Lnr bought purple and black and orange and black long fingerless gloves and then swapped one each, coz my mutti lost my autre pair this morning. And we all went into loadsa shops and tried on sunglasses and hats and took photos, and we kept browsing through all the massive plus size underwear sections, it was hysterical. And in Frankie and Benny's we had a bday cake for Bec + Nic and gave it to the lady and at the end she made them stand on a chair so everyone could sing to them!! Teeheehee! And it was yummy cake. And then we went to see She's The Man a la cinema, and it was so hilarious. We just laughed and laughed, and right at the end the chavs a few rows in front of us suddenly went OH MA DAYS so I went OH MA BOLUS, it was vair full of hilariosity. And I had a breakdown of the confidence variety at some point and Becca was all "I hate J Piles, she destroyed my friend." Haha Becca rocks x] And yesterday me + Lnr were playing table tennis and I was doing it lefty so I said she should do it righty, and she was all "I am" and I'm like "Erm no Lnr, that;s your left hand" HAHA she's supposed to be the smart one :D And Saz was crying avec laughter in the cinema with the tampon up nose thing coz of Oli at the halfpipe. . .LMAO he shouted to a load of male chavs, "Boys, if you stick a tampon up your nose it cures arthritis." DAMNIT I just realised I left my ice cream spoon in the cinema!!!!!! I wanted to add that to my special plastic cutlery collection! I already have a spork from Siobhan, a Baskin Robins ice cream spoon and a pink spoon from I can't remember where, and now I haven't got a Ben And Jerry's one. Poo. It was not fair, they had ran out of Cookie Dough so I had Phish Food et Cherry Garcia, yummo. My mutti just called up that I need to go to bed on account of me + Lnr going to sleep at about 3.30 this morning. Plus, my eyeliner is kinda smeared all over my forehead. . . Bon nuit.
08 April
We're F#cked up and we're not the same, and mom and dad are the ones you can blame
WOW! I was listening to Homecoming really loudly and it was the Rock n Roll Girlfriend part that Tré sings, and I noticed that in the "I haven't drank or smoked a thing in over 22 days" bit you can hear Billie Joe singing "Don't wanna be an American Idiot" in the background! How awesomely fab fab fabbity fab! I can't believe I only just noticed it! It is so cool!
Home...we're coming home again...
10 April
There Is Never Enough Blu Tac
I got my Ben + Jerry's spoon :D
Was in Brighton yesterday, there were such kick ass shops. I found this really tiny grunger shop and was like "Must go in" and I went in and it was awesome.There was all heavy metal music playing in the background. And I got this black zippy hoodie + I'm gonna cover it with patches + Wear it at school to piss off the teachers.
And then I went into this hippy shop and there was a massive drugs counter which made me laugh. Har. And I got some badges that say "I'd Rather Be Dead Than Cool", "The Rice Krispies Told Me To Do It" and "Places To Go, People To Annoy".
Anyways must be off to ranger ma chambre. Au revoir.
11 April
Laughed like loons on loon tablets, ie. A LOT
Went shopping avec Rach et Megg. Bought the first CD I have got in over 2 years. It is Dookie. Because I have all the downloaded albums but I didn't actually have the CD cases or inserts, and in Virgin Dookie was only £4.00, so I got it. And I also got a Green day charity band which was £3 and the money goes to Greenpeace to save the whales which is rather fab. And I got these black and white striped fingerless gloves, except they aren't because they have a thumb hole and that's it, the rest of the fingers go through one gap, but I gave one to Megg so we have one each :D We were all very shocked to discover that all hats suit me, even really hideous old lady hats, or chav hats.
It is soooooo cold, I'm like, shivering in my boudoir of sorrow :P Lmao, just had to get that Georgia Nicolson quote in somewhere. I'm gonna go now because I want to draw the Dookie CD cover on paint, if it's any good I'll show you. Hope you are all enjoying the Easter.
Wuv Jocy :D
15 April
And then the tiger ate the pesky kids
Went shopping today to get outfits for Soph's black tie Batmitzvah party.
At fiirst I was having a total breakdown parce que ma mere was trying to get me into these hideous dresses, which made me very upset because I am a no frills-no lace-no glitter-no beads-no embroidery-no fuss-no sparkle type of gal, and all these dresses were like EVENING dresses *shudder*.
But in the end I got a TOTALLY sock-rocking black and red REALLY funkeh outfit and it is uber fab :D
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLY GOSH
We might be going to the Reading Festival!!! *dances*
Yay us!
Us being Becca, Lnr, Saz et moi. And my vati and Becca's vati parce que they have good music taste and will be upset if we get to see the concert and not them. Bless.
17 April
Yay me
He thinks I rock. Nuff said.
19 April
Minority
Heyho peeps.
Not much been happening, we're back at school, it's all ok.
Hehehe it is quite funny because at the end of last term all the girls in my year signed a petition to try and get white shirts for us in year 10...well, all the girls except me that is...I didn't sign it because the only reason they want them is because they go see through when it rains. Plus, I'm not one to go with the majority.
Anyways, in assembly today the head came in to tell us the outcome of the petition, so everyone is getting ready to laugh at me because we are allowed white shirts, BUT Miss Mason is all "Despite the petition we are sticking to blue."
So despite it being 124 people versus me, I still won :D
Nuff Said.
Haha yea and we were discussing our prom that we have in year 11 and me + Becca + Lnr + Saz have decided that instead of hiring a limo we are gonna hire a Volkswagen camper van. That is, if I go. Which I really don't want to because it is all popular people sucking the faces off boys and disgusting flowery frilly sparkly dresses....
Can't think of anything else....erm...I saw Ice Age 2...I'm sure you all wanted to know that :P
:O Alex had really cool punk spikey hair but he's shaved it off so now I am not talking to him.
Aaanyways, have a good week, and remember, 12 weeks till the summer hols.
20 April
We are the cheesecakes, my friends, we'll eat the cheesecakes till the end, we are the cheesecakes, we are the cheesecakes, the cheesecakes, we eat them, coz we are the cheesecakes, OF THE WORLD! To the tune of We Are The Champions
Bonjour mes petite nincompoops.
Nothing really happened today.
Oh yea it did. I have invented a new national holiday. Cheesecake Day. 20th April. It sorta stemed from when Charlie smushed Tom's cheesecake and Miss Nutley said it was unfair because Tom might have wanted to give it to his mum so I was all "Happy cheesecake day mummy" and everyone laughed, so I said that there SHOULD be cheesecake day and everyone agrees so now it gets capitals like this: Cheesecake Day.
We made cheesecakes in FT today in case you didn't work that out...mine was yummy and lemon flavoured x]
So many calories though *sigh*.
We realised today that Judith is actually really ugly. He looks like a girl and threw a water balloon today which re-bounded off Lnr's head. *snigger*.
In case I haven't already told you about Judith, he is a year 11, his real name is Jude and one of our group fancied him..not me, but I''m not saying who. He doesn't actually know us by the way... Anyway I stalked him down for my friend and got his email address and everything because I'm such a fab mate. We think he's gay now. Well I do. Becca + Lnr and Saz just think he's poofy. But to me, handbags, and umbrellas with pink hearts signify a certain degree of gaydomosity...but gay people rule so that's ok :D
Me and Lnr have started planning our joint 16th party, which is not till next November in 2007 but still. We are hiring a hall and having it fancy dress, punk theme. Is gonna be rocking my stockings. Plus, my mutti may have to let me dye my hair...mwahaha.
I'm gonna go to beddy byes now, hope you all have a good weekend.
Wuv Jocy =) xx
23 April
Funky meeesenage
We had PE with top set (I'm bottom set) on Friday.
At first I was worried because it was rounders and I thought they would laugh at us coz we suck.
And when it came to my turn to bat I could hear them laughing.
And I got really determined.
I hit the ball.
It went across the playground.
I got a rounder.
Against the popular people.
It felt gooooooooooooooooood.
Apparently I'm a scene kid. If anyone would like to tell me what a scene kid is I would be grateful.
OH MY GOD there is a new book in the Girl, 15, series!!!! MORE FRED! MORE GAY DADS! WOOOT I must go out and buy it today. Can't wait to read it, the last book in that series was so fab. Because first Jess thought Fred was gay but then he asked her out so he isn't gay and it was all very groovy and marvy, and then Jess finds out that her dad is the gay one and they all play dressing up :D
29 April
Vikingness
Hi peopleys. I am in the delightful city of York, in the hotel on my uncle's laptop. I have done some shopping, bought a miniture version of Billie Joe's Fender, Blue. It is rather full of fabness. And I got an MCR hoodie which is sock rocking. Aaanyways good luck everyone who has SATs next week! Talk to you sooonys when I am back in Essex.
OOOOH yea and there was this place that said Margeret Clitheroe's shrine and I thought the name was familiar and I was like OOOOH that's the lady who got crushed under the door for being a Catholic and I was right and my parents were all :O
That's all :D
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