1. I worry about what people think of me, constantly.
2. I never cared about how skinny I should be until I met certain people. I hate them for dragging me into all that shit.
3. Deep down, I don't actually care about how skinny I should be; I don't actually think I'm as fat as I make out I think I am.
4. I'm hiding something from myself at the moment. It's there in my head and I'm trying to convince myself it's not there.
5. I know that one of my best friends doesn't like me as much as I like him and I pretend that it's his loss but really I know it's mine.
6. I have this other best friend and sometimes I seriously question why I'm friends with her. A lot of the time I think she's not as great as so many people seem to think she is.
7. My mum clearly thinks that I tell her a lot and that she knows me really well. She actually doesn't know me at all and I barely tell her anything.
8. Watching Britain's Got Talent makes me upset because everyone always seems so proud and I know I don't and never will have the talent or ability to make anyone proud to that extent.
9. Thanks to some people, I once hit absolute rock bottom. Thanks to them, I did stupid things. The sort of things I would have an absolute FIT over if I found out my friends had done them.
10. I miss one of my best friends more than I'll ever be able to put into words and I wish I had made the most of him more. Even though he's still there, he's not there anymore.
11. I'm a hypocrite.
12. I'm looking forward to university because when I'm not living in the area and people don't see me as often, I'm hoping they'll feel really guilty and regretful for all the times they've knowingly upset and angered me.
13. During my GCSE's, I kidded myself into believing that I'd done enough revision.
14. I'm cynical because I'm jealous.
15. Sometimes I hate the fact that I am a lucky person because it makes me feel guilty when I complain about things.
16. I'm dreading my cats dying.
17. People who claim to have been "heartbroken" anger me because they act like it's the end of the world when their problems are absolutely trivial in the grander scheme of things. Plus, it's a stupid metaphor.
18. I hate the fact that I used to be exceptionally clever and now I'm only just above averagely clever.
19. I treat people younger than me the same way that I treat people the same age as me. This is because from the age of about eight I hated how patronising teenagers and adults were towards me. Similarly, I still feel the same in my head as I did back then so I see now reason why they should feel any differently as to how I do now.
20. I so badly want to be famous.
21. I went through a phase when I'd look at photos of Emma Watson and then cry over them because I so desperately wanted to be her.
22. I'm reluctant to introduce people I know to one of my friends because I'm always scared they'll like her more than they like me.
23. There's nothing in my past that I'd go back and change, even if I could.
24. If I have a lot of money when I'm older, I'm going to spend it on travelling around the world, charities and plastic surgery.
25. I feel really happy and proud of myself when people trust me with their secrets.
Sunday, 24 May 2009
A few months of my life in a nutshell.
SEVERAL MONTHS AGO
Jocy: *thinks* Darn, I really want to see Maximo Park in May but I can't order tickets for the 26th May because I don't know if I'll have any exams around that time yet. So gutted, will be the first tour since 2005 that I haven't seen them on. Badtimez.
LAST WEEK
Dad: You haven't seen Maximo Park in a while
Jocy: Well I could have seen them next week but I didn't order any tickets when they were available because I wasn't sure if I'd have exams around that time. Turns out I don't so I could have gone after all but they're all sold out now.
Dad: That's a shame
YESTERDAY
*Phone rings*
Jocy: Hi Eliot!
Eliot: Fancy seeing Maximo Park on Tuesday? I have spare tickets.
Jocy: OHMYGOSH YES!
TODAY
So yeah. Basically, Eliot rocks.
Jocy: *thinks* Darn, I really want to see Maximo Park in May but I can't order tickets for the 26th May because I don't know if I'll have any exams around that time yet. So gutted, will be the first tour since 2005 that I haven't seen them on. Badtimez.
LAST WEEK
Dad: You haven't seen Maximo Park in a while
Jocy: Well I could have seen them next week but I didn't order any tickets when they were available because I wasn't sure if I'd have exams around that time. Turns out I don't so I could have gone after all but they're all sold out now.
Dad: That's a shame
YESTERDAY
*Phone rings*
Jocy: Hi Eliot!
Eliot: Fancy seeing Maximo Park on Tuesday? I have spare tickets.
Jocy: OHMYGOSH YES!
TODAY
So yeah. Basically, Eliot rocks.
Wednesday, 20 May 2009
My cat hates me.
I've got this cat called Tom and he's always been REALLY neurotic. But he now has a new habit, one that is totally and utterly off the fugging WALL.
He's claimed my bed as his own. As in, he sits on my bed ALL DAY, EVERY DAY. And then I go and sit on it. And he ATTACKS ME. Literally. I go over, sit down, and he LAUNCHES himself upon me and starts biting me and chasing my every movement. It's ridiculous.
It's MY bed Tom. You're a CAT. I don't mind you sitting on my bed, but seriously, there's room for both of us.
He's claimed my bed as his own. As in, he sits on my bed ALL DAY, EVERY DAY. And then I go and sit on it. And he ATTACKS ME. Literally. I go over, sit down, and he LAUNCHES himself upon me and starts biting me and chasing my every movement. It's ridiculous.
It's MY bed Tom. You're a CAT. I don't mind you sitting on my bed, but seriously, there's room for both of us.
Saturday, 9 May 2009
A poem I just wrote
In preparation
For the writing situation
Firstly, get some inspiration
To avoid this type of hesitation
Or otherwise, the whole duration
Will be filled with hopeless desperation
And I promise it's not an exaggeration
When I say that this creation
Used up my concentration.
For the writing situation
Firstly, get some inspiration
To avoid this type of hesitation
Or otherwise, the whole duration
Will be filled with hopeless desperation
And I promise it's not an exaggeration
When I say that this creation
Used up my concentration.
I'm not even yanking your wand.
I'm on my mums iphone and it's 7.55am so excuse my punctuation etc please :D basically I mysteriously and miraculously got a letter from Warwick uni yesterday saying I got a place on the open day. Even though I couldn't book a place cox it was full (see prior blog). So that's where I'm off to. No idea if they're even gonna let us in but oh well worth a try eh :D I'm very nervous actually. Im scared that I'm going to absolutely love it. And then when I don't get in I'll be even more gutted. I'm scared that I'll hate it and the last six months will have been a waste. OMFG I can't be looking at universities!!!!!!!!! I remember looking at secondary schools!!!!!!!!!! IM NOT MATURE ENOUGH FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This blog is turning out to be so surreal. I,Jocy levy, am on my way to see a university. What in the namebof merlins great baggy y fronts is that all about? Deffo gonna make a vlog later. Hope you all have good Saturdays xo
Thursday, 7 May 2009
Drama exams woooo!
OHMYGOSHWOW I have finished Drama AS. We had our scripted performance yesterday which was Be My Baby by Amanda Whittingham and it went like, amazingly well. And today we had our monologues and I did one from Equus and again, everyone did SO well. Not gonna lie; I will not miss the rehearsals. But will be starting them up again in September so I can't escape them for long (: It's all part of it though so s'all good!
Right so here's the deal: I'm a HUGE fan of the Georgia Nicolson books. If you're a girl of any age and you haven't read them, then you're a fail. Go and read them NOW. And basically the last book is coming out soon and there's a wrap party in London. There are only 36 places so they had a competition to decide who went. You had to send them an email saying why you and a friend deserve the spaces more than anyone else. Eleanor is also a massive fan so I emailed on behalf of me and her. This was like a month ago so I had forgotten all about it. AND TODAY I GOT AN EMAIL AND WE SO FUGGING GOT TWO SPACES!!!! But. ELEANOR CANNOT GO. Because she's busy. I'm gutted but that's just one of those things really. I have a couple of other friends who are big fans too so I will see if they want to come, but I do wish Eleanor could ):
Anyway I must go to bed in a minute, but before I go, he's my April 2006 blogs. Night night! xoxo
01 April
USA consume enough pizza eah day to cover the surface of Texas
When you feel depressed, drown your sorrows in a massive bowl of Ben and Jerry's ice cream, topped avec chocolate toffee sauce, chopped nuts and cherries. Sometimes you are really upset and nothing can cheer you up except an ice cream binge and an evening on msn talking to your best friends while listening to Westlife and Busted albums.
02 April
If all of the population China walked past you in a line, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction
Billie Joe's hair is black again, wootness. Photos from Kids Choice Awards two days ago show him with really long, black, spikey hair, and he looks awesome. Not that he didn't with blonde, I mean, if you'r into the whole Barbie slut image. . .
03 April
The Bible is the most shoplifted book in the World
Today I got 2 pet cacteeesenage. Which is plural for cactus by the way. I got them in B&Q x] They are vewy pwettyfuls. One is kinda short and fat and round avec little spines coming out of fluffy cottony things. It is split into 5 segmenty things. This one is called Marciano. The other cactus is taller and narrower. It is very jagged, and when you look at it from the top it is all starry-shaped. It has mahoosive spiney spikes sticking out of big fluffy lumps. It is called Danger. (Notice a pattern with the names?)
I am vair annoyed avec Danger parce que he bit me and now my hand is all red and swollen and itchy. I will have to punish him. He is now sitting on the naughty step. And throwing a tantrum. He will have to learn that biting the person who paid £1.98 for you is unacceptable behaviour. Well actually they were a present from my Grandma so she was the one who paid £1.98. Ok he apologised.
Ok my hand is worrying me now. . .if I never come online again, assume it was death by cactus, be sure to sue B&Q for me. Vraiment.
Vraiment can have two meanings, depending on the context. It can either mean indeed, as in Trés froid vraiment or it can mean really, as in Vraiment froid.. So when I use it I expect you to be intelligent enough to figure ot what the hell I am talking about. But that is even puzzling moi at the momento. . .I think it is because I have been digging holes for about 2 hours. I was helping my grandparents out with some gardening (which explains why I was in B&Q) and I seriously felt like Stanley Yelnats. We were planting shrubs and I had to dig these mahoosive holes in the dirt. There were no yellow spotted lizards though. Just a couple thousand worms.
Have any of you read the sequel to Holes yet? It's called Small Steps and is quite crap. Stanley is only mentioned once and the rest is about that Armpit person and this singer. Trés mauvais pour la santé. WTF am I going on about?! That means Very bad for your health!!! I mean, the book may be bad but it isn't exactly a health hazard. . . Ok lets just have Trés mauvais. Muchly better.
I have a Green Day cursor. It says Green Day in the Kerplunk font and I lobe it.
YAY Lnr is sleeping over tomorrow. We are going to play our Malteser game. Here is what you do. Well. You get a double bed and a few hard books and you make a path with the books across the width of the bed. Then one person goes by one side and kneels down so they are level avec the bed, and the other person does the same the other side. Then you put a Malteser in the middle and blow them over to eachother and aim in their mouths. It is so hystericalamondo, but only good if the people are really good friends, or it is a leeedle awkward. We are also gonna melt down Creme Eggs and make Rice Krispie cakes.
Ok I realise that I have bored you a lot with my loon talk on cacteeesenage, French grammar, hand ailments, Louis Sachar books, and chocolatey goodness, so I will love you and leave you. So Long And Good Night.
05 April
George Bush was once a cheerleader on a girls' squad
Just got back from Becci + Nici's party which totally ROCKED. We met up in Romford, went shopping, went to Frankie and Benny's and then went to the cinema. Me + Lnr bought purple and black and orange and black long fingerless gloves and then swapped one each, coz my mutti lost my autre pair this morning. And we all went into loadsa shops and tried on sunglasses and hats and took photos, and we kept browsing through all the massive plus size underwear sections, it was hysterical. And in Frankie and Benny's we had a bday cake for Bec + Nic and gave it to the lady and at the end she made them stand on a chair so everyone could sing to them!! Teeheehee! And it was yummy cake. And then we went to see She's The Man a la cinema, and it was so hilarious. We just laughed and laughed, and right at the end the chavs a few rows in front of us suddenly went OH MA DAYS so I went OH MA BOLUS, it was vair full of hilariosity. And I had a breakdown of the confidence variety at some point and Becca was all "I hate J Piles, she destroyed my friend." Haha Becca rocks x] And yesterday me + Lnr were playing table tennis and I was doing it lefty so I said she should do it righty, and she was all "I am" and I'm like "Erm no Lnr, that;s your left hand" HAHA she's supposed to be the smart one :D And Saz was crying avec laughter in the cinema with the tampon up nose thing coz of Oli at the halfpipe. . .LMAO he shouted to a load of male chavs, "Boys, if you stick a tampon up your nose it cures arthritis." DAMNIT I just realised I left my ice cream spoon in the cinema!!!!!! I wanted to add that to my special plastic cutlery collection! I already have a spork from Siobhan, a Baskin Robins ice cream spoon and a pink spoon from I can't remember where, and now I haven't got a Ben And Jerry's one. Poo. It was not fair, they had ran out of Cookie Dough so I had Phish Food et Cherry Garcia, yummo. My mutti just called up that I need to go to bed on account of me + Lnr going to sleep at about 3.30 this morning. Plus, my eyeliner is kinda smeared all over my forehead. . . Bon nuit.
08 April
We're F#cked up and we're not the same, and mom and dad are the ones you can blame
WOW! I was listening to Homecoming really loudly and it was the Rock n Roll Girlfriend part that Tré sings, and I noticed that in the "I haven't drank or smoked a thing in over 22 days" bit you can hear Billie Joe singing "Don't wanna be an American Idiot" in the background! How awesomely fab fab fabbity fab! I can't believe I only just noticed it! It is so cool!
Home...we're coming home again...
10 April
There Is Never Enough Blu Tac
I got my Ben + Jerry's spoon :D
Was in Brighton yesterday, there were such kick ass shops. I found this really tiny grunger shop and was like "Must go in" and I went in and it was awesome.There was all heavy metal music playing in the background. And I got this black zippy hoodie + I'm gonna cover it with patches + Wear it at school to piss off the teachers.
And then I went into this hippy shop and there was a massive drugs counter which made me laugh. Har. And I got some badges that say "I'd Rather Be Dead Than Cool", "The Rice Krispies Told Me To Do It" and "Places To Go, People To Annoy".
Anyways must be off to ranger ma chambre. Au revoir.
11 April
Laughed like loons on loon tablets, ie. A LOT
Went shopping avec Rach et Megg. Bought the first CD I have got in over 2 years. It is Dookie. Because I have all the downloaded albums but I didn't actually have the CD cases or inserts, and in Virgin Dookie was only £4.00, so I got it. And I also got a Green day charity band which was £3 and the money goes to Greenpeace to save the whales which is rather fab. And I got these black and white striped fingerless gloves, except they aren't because they have a thumb hole and that's it, the rest of the fingers go through one gap, but I gave one to Megg so we have one each :D We were all very shocked to discover that all hats suit me, even really hideous old lady hats, or chav hats.
It is soooooo cold, I'm like, shivering in my boudoir of sorrow :P Lmao, just had to get that Georgia Nicolson quote in somewhere. I'm gonna go now because I want to draw the Dookie CD cover on paint, if it's any good I'll show you. Hope you are all enjoying the Easter.
Wuv Jocy :D
15 April
And then the tiger ate the pesky kids
Went shopping today to get outfits for Soph's black tie Batmitzvah party.
At fiirst I was having a total breakdown parce que ma mere was trying to get me into these hideous dresses, which made me very upset because I am a no frills-no lace-no glitter-no beads-no embroidery-no fuss-no sparkle type of gal, and all these dresses were like EVENING dresses *shudder*.
But in the end I got a TOTALLY sock-rocking black and red REALLY funkeh outfit and it is uber fab :D
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLY GOSH
We might be going to the Reading Festival!!! *dances*
Yay us!
Us being Becca, Lnr, Saz et moi. And my vati and Becca's vati parce que they have good music taste and will be upset if we get to see the concert and not them. Bless.
17 April
Yay me
He thinks I rock. Nuff said.
19 April
Minority
Heyho peeps.
Not much been happening, we're back at school, it's all ok.
Hehehe it is quite funny because at the end of last term all the girls in my year signed a petition to try and get white shirts for us in year 10...well, all the girls except me that is...I didn't sign it because the only reason they want them is because they go see through when it rains. Plus, I'm not one to go with the majority.
Anyways, in assembly today the head came in to tell us the outcome of the petition, so everyone is getting ready to laugh at me because we are allowed white shirts, BUT Miss Mason is all "Despite the petition we are sticking to blue."
So despite it being 124 people versus me, I still won :D
Nuff Said.
Haha yea and we were discussing our prom that we have in year 11 and me + Becca + Lnr + Saz have decided that instead of hiring a limo we are gonna hire a Volkswagen camper van. That is, if I go. Which I really don't want to because it is all popular people sucking the faces off boys and disgusting flowery frilly sparkly dresses.... But Becca + Lnr and Saz want me to go so we can all fight the system and wear jeans and do crazy inferno disco dancing...so I probably will go.
Can't think of anything else....erm...I saw Ice Age 2...I'm sure you all wanted to know that :P
:O Alex had really cool punk spikey hair but he's shaved it off so now I am not talking to him.
Aaanyways, have a good week, and remember, 12 weeks till the summer hols.
20 April
We are the cheesecakes, my friends, we'll eat the cheesecakes till the end, we are the cheesecakes, we are the cheesecakes, the cheesecakes, we eat them, coz we are the cheesecakes, OF THE WORLD! To the tune of We Are The Champions
Bonjour mes petite nincompoops.
Nothing really happened today.
Oh yea it did. I have invented a new national holiday. Cheesecake Day. 20th April. It sorta stemed from when Charlie smushed Tom's cheesecake and Miss Nutley said it was unfair because Tom might have wanted to give it to his mum so I was all "Happy cheesecake day mummy" and everyone laughed, so I said that there SHOULD be cheesecake day and everyone agrees so now it gets capitals like this: Cheesecake Day.
We made cheesecakes in FT today in case you didn't work that out...mine was yummy and lemon flavoured x]
So many calories though *sigh*.
We realised today that Judith is actually really ugly. He looks like a girl and threw a water balloon today which re-bounded off Lnr's head. *snigger*.
In case I haven't already told you about Judith, he is a year 11, his real name is Jude and one of our group fancied him..not me, but I''m not saying who. He doesn't actually know us by the way... Anyway I stalked him down for my friend and got his email address and everything because I'm such a fab mate. We think he's gay now. Well I do. Becca + Lnr and Saz just think he's poofy. But to me, handbags, and umbrellas with pink hearts signify a certain degree of gaydomosity...but gay people rule so that's ok :D
Me and Lnr have started planning our joint 16th party, which is not till next November in 2007 but still. We are hiring a hall and having it fancy dress, punk theme. Is gonna be rocking my stockings. Plus, my mutti may have to let me dye my hair...mwahaha.
I'm gonna go to beddy byes now, hope you all have a good weekend.
Wuv Jocy =) xx
23 April
Funky meeesenage
We had PE with top set (I'm bottom set) on Friday.
At first I was worried because it was rounders and I thought they would laugh at us coz we suck.
And when it came to my turn to bat I could hear them laughing.
And I got really determined.
I hit the ball.
It went across the playground.
I got a rounder.
Against the popular people.
It felt gooooooooooooooooood.
Apparently I'm a scene kid. If anyone would like to tell me what a scene kid is I would be grateful.
OH MY GOD there is a new book in the Girl, 15, series!!!! MORE FRED! MORE GAY DADS! WOOOT I must go out and buy it today. Can't wait to read it, the last book in that series was so fab. Because first Jess thought Fred was gay but then he asked her out so he isn't gay and it was all very groovy and marvy, and then Jess finds out that her dad is the gay one and they all play dressing up :D
29 April
Vikingness
Hi peopleys. I am in the delightful city of York, in the hotel on my uncle's laptop. I have done some shopping, bought a miniture version of Billie Joe's Fender, Blue. It is rather full of fabness. And I got an MCR hoodie which is sock rocking. Aaanyways good luck everyone who has SATs next week! Talk to you sooonys when I am back in Essex.
OOOOH yea and there was this place that said Margeret Clitheroe's shrine and I thought the name was familiar and I was like OOOOH that's the lady who got crushed under the door for being a Catholic and I was right and my parents were all :O
That's all :D
Right so here's the deal: I'm a HUGE fan of the Georgia Nicolson books. If you're a girl of any age and you haven't read them, then you're a fail. Go and read them NOW. And basically the last book is coming out soon and there's a wrap party in London. There are only 36 places so they had a competition to decide who went. You had to send them an email saying why you and a friend deserve the spaces more than anyone else. Eleanor is also a massive fan so I emailed on behalf of me and her. This was like a month ago so I had forgotten all about it. AND TODAY I GOT AN EMAIL AND WE SO FUGGING GOT TWO SPACES!!!! But. ELEANOR CANNOT GO. Because she's busy. I'm gutted but that's just one of those things really. I have a couple of other friends who are big fans too so I will see if they want to come, but I do wish Eleanor could ):
Anyway I must go to bed in a minute, but before I go, he's my April 2006 blogs. Night night! xoxo
01 April
USA consume enough pizza eah day to cover the surface of Texas
When you feel depressed, drown your sorrows in a massive bowl of Ben and Jerry's ice cream, topped avec chocolate toffee sauce, chopped nuts and cherries. Sometimes you are really upset and nothing can cheer you up except an ice cream binge and an evening on msn talking to your best friends while listening to Westlife and Busted albums.
02 April
If all of the population China walked past you in a line, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction
Billie Joe's hair is black again, wootness. Photos from Kids Choice Awards two days ago show him with really long, black, spikey hair, and he looks awesome. Not that he didn't with blonde, I mean, if you'r into the whole Barbie slut image. . .
03 April
The Bible is the most shoplifted book in the World
Today I got 2 pet cacteeesenage. Which is plural for cactus by the way. I got them in B&Q x] They are vewy pwettyfuls. One is kinda short and fat and round avec little spines coming out of fluffy cottony things. It is split into 5 segmenty things. This one is called Marciano. The other cactus is taller and narrower. It is very jagged, and when you look at it from the top it is all starry-shaped. It has mahoosive spiney spikes sticking out of big fluffy lumps. It is called Danger. (Notice a pattern with the names?)
I am vair annoyed avec Danger parce que he bit me and now my hand is all red and swollen and itchy. I will have to punish him. He is now sitting on the naughty step. And throwing a tantrum. He will have to learn that biting the person who paid £1.98 for you is unacceptable behaviour. Well actually they were a present from my Grandma so she was the one who paid £1.98. Ok he apologised.
Ok my hand is worrying me now. . .if I never come online again, assume it was death by cactus, be sure to sue B&Q for me. Vraiment.
Vraiment can have two meanings, depending on the context. It can either mean indeed, as in Trés froid vraiment or it can mean really, as in Vraiment froid.. So when I use it I expect you to be intelligent enough to figure ot what the hell I am talking about. But that is even puzzling moi at the momento. . .I think it is because I have been digging holes for about 2 hours. I was helping my grandparents out with some gardening (which explains why I was in B&Q) and I seriously felt like Stanley Yelnats. We were planting shrubs and I had to dig these mahoosive holes in the dirt. There were no yellow spotted lizards though. Just a couple thousand worms.
Have any of you read the sequel to Holes yet? It's called Small Steps and is quite crap. Stanley is only mentioned once and the rest is about that Armpit person and this singer. Trés mauvais pour la santé. WTF am I going on about?! That means Very bad for your health!!! I mean, the book may be bad but it isn't exactly a health hazard. . . Ok lets just have Trés mauvais. Muchly better.
I have a Green Day cursor. It says Green Day in the Kerplunk font and I lobe it.
YAY Lnr is sleeping over tomorrow. We are going to play our Malteser game. Here is what you do. Well. You get a double bed and a few hard books and you make a path with the books across the width of the bed. Then one person goes by one side and kneels down so they are level avec the bed, and the other person does the same the other side. Then you put a Malteser in the middle and blow them over to eachother and aim in their mouths. It is so hystericalamondo, but only good if the people are really good friends, or it is a leeedle awkward. We are also gonna melt down Creme Eggs and make Rice Krispie cakes.
Ok I realise that I have bored you a lot with my loon talk on cacteeesenage, French grammar, hand ailments, Louis Sachar books, and chocolatey goodness, so I will love you and leave you. So Long And Good Night.
05 April
George Bush was once a cheerleader on a girls' squad
Just got back from Becci + Nici's party which totally ROCKED. We met up in Romford, went shopping, went to Frankie and Benny's and then went to the cinema. Me + Lnr bought purple and black and orange and black long fingerless gloves and then swapped one each, coz my mutti lost my autre pair this morning. And we all went into loadsa shops and tried on sunglasses and hats and took photos, and we kept browsing through all the massive plus size underwear sections, it was hysterical. And in Frankie and Benny's we had a bday cake for Bec + Nic and gave it to the lady and at the end she made them stand on a chair so everyone could sing to them!! Teeheehee! And it was yummy cake. And then we went to see She's The Man a la cinema, and it was so hilarious. We just laughed and laughed, and right at the end the chavs a few rows in front of us suddenly went OH MA DAYS so I went OH MA BOLUS, it was vair full of hilariosity. And I had a breakdown of the confidence variety at some point and Becca was all "I hate J Piles, she destroyed my friend." Haha Becca rocks x] And yesterday me + Lnr were playing table tennis and I was doing it lefty so I said she should do it righty, and she was all "I am" and I'm like "Erm no Lnr, that;s your left hand" HAHA she's supposed to be the smart one :D And Saz was crying avec laughter in the cinema with the tampon up nose thing coz of Oli at the halfpipe. . .LMAO he shouted to a load of male chavs, "Boys, if you stick a tampon up your nose it cures arthritis." DAMNIT I just realised I left my ice cream spoon in the cinema!!!!!! I wanted to add that to my special plastic cutlery collection! I already have a spork from Siobhan, a Baskin Robins ice cream spoon and a pink spoon from I can't remember where, and now I haven't got a Ben And Jerry's one. Poo. It was not fair, they had ran out of Cookie Dough so I had Phish Food et Cherry Garcia, yummo. My mutti just called up that I need to go to bed on account of me + Lnr going to sleep at about 3.30 this morning. Plus, my eyeliner is kinda smeared all over my forehead. . . Bon nuit.
08 April
We're F#cked up and we're not the same, and mom and dad are the ones you can blame
WOW! I was listening to Homecoming really loudly and it was the Rock n Roll Girlfriend part that Tré sings, and I noticed that in the "I haven't drank or smoked a thing in over 22 days" bit you can hear Billie Joe singing "Don't wanna be an American Idiot" in the background! How awesomely fab fab fabbity fab! I can't believe I only just noticed it! It is so cool!
Home...we're coming home again...
10 April
There Is Never Enough Blu Tac
I got my Ben + Jerry's spoon :D
Was in Brighton yesterday, there were such kick ass shops. I found this really tiny grunger shop and was like "Must go in" and I went in and it was awesome.There was all heavy metal music playing in the background. And I got this black zippy hoodie + I'm gonna cover it with patches + Wear it at school to piss off the teachers.
And then I went into this hippy shop and there was a massive drugs counter which made me laugh. Har. And I got some badges that say "I'd Rather Be Dead Than Cool", "The Rice Krispies Told Me To Do It" and "Places To Go, People To Annoy".
Anyways must be off to ranger ma chambre. Au revoir.
11 April
Laughed like loons on loon tablets, ie. A LOT
Went shopping avec Rach et Megg. Bought the first CD I have got in over 2 years. It is Dookie. Because I have all the downloaded albums but I didn't actually have the CD cases or inserts, and in Virgin Dookie was only £4.00, so I got it. And I also got a Green day charity band which was £3 and the money goes to Greenpeace to save the whales which is rather fab. And I got these black and white striped fingerless gloves, except they aren't because they have a thumb hole and that's it, the rest of the fingers go through one gap, but I gave one to Megg so we have one each :D We were all very shocked to discover that all hats suit me, even really hideous old lady hats, or chav hats.
It is soooooo cold, I'm like, shivering in my boudoir of sorrow :P Lmao, just had to get that Georgia Nicolson quote in somewhere. I'm gonna go now because I want to draw the Dookie CD cover on paint, if it's any good I'll show you. Hope you are all enjoying the Easter.
Wuv Jocy :D
15 April
And then the tiger ate the pesky kids
Went shopping today to get outfits for Soph's black tie Batmitzvah party.
At fiirst I was having a total breakdown parce que ma mere was trying to get me into these hideous dresses, which made me very upset because I am a no frills-no lace-no glitter-no beads-no embroidery-no fuss-no sparkle type of gal, and all these dresses were like EVENING dresses *shudder*.
But in the end I got a TOTALLY sock-rocking black and red REALLY funkeh outfit and it is uber fab :D
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLY GOSH
We might be going to the Reading Festival!!! *dances*
Yay us!
Us being Becca, Lnr, Saz et moi. And my vati and Becca's vati parce que they have good music taste and will be upset if we get to see the concert and not them. Bless.
17 April
Yay me
He thinks I rock. Nuff said.
19 April
Minority
Heyho peeps.
Not much been happening, we're back at school, it's all ok.
Hehehe it is quite funny because at the end of last term all the girls in my year signed a petition to try and get white shirts for us in year 10...well, all the girls except me that is...I didn't sign it because the only reason they want them is because they go see through when it rains. Plus, I'm not one to go with the majority.
Anyways, in assembly today the head came in to tell us the outcome of the petition, so everyone is getting ready to laugh at me because we are allowed white shirts, BUT Miss Mason is all "Despite the petition we are sticking to blue."
So despite it being 124 people versus me, I still won :D
Nuff Said.
Haha yea and we were discussing our prom that we have in year 11 and me + Becca + Lnr + Saz have decided that instead of hiring a limo we are gonna hire a Volkswagen camper van. That is, if I go. Which I really don't want to because it is all popular people sucking the faces off boys and disgusting flowery frilly sparkly dresses....
Can't think of anything else....erm...I saw Ice Age 2...I'm sure you all wanted to know that :P
:O Alex had really cool punk spikey hair but he's shaved it off so now I am not talking to him.
Aaanyways, have a good week, and remember, 12 weeks till the summer hols.
20 April
We are the cheesecakes, my friends, we'll eat the cheesecakes till the end, we are the cheesecakes, we are the cheesecakes, the cheesecakes, we eat them, coz we are the cheesecakes, OF THE WORLD! To the tune of We Are The Champions
Bonjour mes petite nincompoops.
Nothing really happened today.
Oh yea it did. I have invented a new national holiday. Cheesecake Day. 20th April. It sorta stemed from when Charlie smushed Tom's cheesecake and Miss Nutley said it was unfair because Tom might have wanted to give it to his mum so I was all "Happy cheesecake day mummy" and everyone laughed, so I said that there SHOULD be cheesecake day and everyone agrees so now it gets capitals like this: Cheesecake Day.
We made cheesecakes in FT today in case you didn't work that out...mine was yummy and lemon flavoured x]
So many calories though *sigh*.
We realised today that Judith is actually really ugly. He looks like a girl and threw a water balloon today which re-bounded off Lnr's head. *snigger*.
In case I haven't already told you about Judith, he is a year 11, his real name is Jude and one of our group fancied him..not me, but I''m not saying who. He doesn't actually know us by the way... Anyway I stalked him down for my friend and got his email address and everything because I'm such a fab mate. We think he's gay now. Well I do. Becca + Lnr and Saz just think he's poofy. But to me, handbags, and umbrellas with pink hearts signify a certain degree of gaydomosity...but gay people rule so that's ok :D
Me and Lnr have started planning our joint 16th party, which is not till next November in 2007 but still. We are hiring a hall and having it fancy dress, punk theme. Is gonna be rocking my stockings. Plus, my mutti may have to let me dye my hair...mwahaha.
I'm gonna go to beddy byes now, hope you all have a good weekend.
Wuv Jocy =) xx
23 April
Funky meeesenage
We had PE with top set (I'm bottom set) on Friday.
At first I was worried because it was rounders and I thought they would laugh at us coz we suck.
And when it came to my turn to bat I could hear them laughing.
And I got really determined.
I hit the ball.
It went across the playground.
I got a rounder.
Against the popular people.
It felt gooooooooooooooooood.
Apparently I'm a scene kid. If anyone would like to tell me what a scene kid is I would be grateful.
OH MY GOD there is a new book in the Girl, 15, series!!!! MORE FRED! MORE GAY DADS! WOOOT I must go out and buy it today. Can't wait to read it, the last book in that series was so fab. Because first Jess thought Fred was gay but then he asked her out so he isn't gay and it was all very groovy and marvy, and then Jess finds out that her dad is the gay one and they all play dressing up :D
29 April
Vikingness
Hi peopleys. I am in the delightful city of York, in the hotel on my uncle's laptop. I have done some shopping, bought a miniture version of Billie Joe's Fender, Blue. It is rather full of fabness. And I got an MCR hoodie which is sock rocking. Aaanyways good luck everyone who has SATs next week! Talk to you sooonys when I am back in Essex.
OOOOH yea and there was this place that said Margeret Clitheroe's shrine and I thought the name was familiar and I was like OOOOH that's the lady who got crushed under the door for being a Catholic and I was right and my parents were all :O
That's all :D
Monday, 4 May 2009
A new blog and some old ones too!
I realise that my last blog was incredible emo and I'm sorry. It all turned out OK in the end because I've booked a Warwick visit for June 27th. Panic over.
Right, so what a lot of you (or all of you) won't know is that I've been blogging since 2004. Unfortunately and absolutely idiotically, I deleted my 04-05 blog at the start of 06. It was on my original MSN Space and I thoroughly regret deleting it. However, I just stumbled upon my new but still very old MSN Space and it has lots of blogs on it, dating back to 06. So I decided that I'm going to post them here, in chronological order. Not all in one go coz that will take ages, but with every new blog I will post a month's worth of old blogs.. So am gonna start now. Enjoy my retarded 15 year old self!
25 March 2006
In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.
New space. That is all.
26 March 2006
It is illegal to be a prostitute in Italy if your name is Mary.
I ate a bourbon biscuit and now I feel sick
28 March 2006
55.2% of us will let someone else come in the bathroom while we're using the toilet.
Argh! Isn't it like the law then when you turn an ice tray upside down no ice at all will come out? Well yes it is. So when I turned the ice tray upside down, I just automatically assumed zilch ice cubes would fall out. But oh no, every leetle piece of ice had to fall out of the ice tray all over the floor.
Anyway, just got back from leaning on tramps (trampolining) avec Becca, Lnr and Saz. It was really fun and I did a somersault *yay me*. But I am annoyed coz there is another girl there called Jocelyn, which is SO unfair because that is MY name that belongs to ME and she can't have it. *Childish pokey out tongue face*. It's weird coz it's the first time I have ever met someone else with my name, but I haven't actually MET her coz I refuse to talk to her because she is a chav and I can't communicate with them.
Today I found out what bolus means: Lump of food in your stomach. Which does NOT take the fabbness of the word away, so me and Becci wrote a song about a bolus. It is not relevant to a lump of food in your stomach though. I'll post it on here tomorrow so you can gaze in awe at his wonderness. Hem hem. . .
Aaaanyway yay we break up on Friday luncheons time! Easter hols are gonna be a-rockin' my stockin's. On Wednesday we (Becca, Lnr, Saz and moi) are going to Romford avec Becci and Nici pour their birthday (they are twins) and we are gonna go to Primark and buy MAHOOSIVE knickers and all get into them and walk around the shops like that! Teeheehee! OOOoooh and I am going to Camden at some point.
Anyways I was thinking about getting a couple of tattoos, which is odd bearing in mind I have absolutely hated them since about one day ago. I wanted a black heart on my right hand middle finger like Billie Joe, and a black star kinda by the base of my right thumb like Matt ex Busted. But then when I told my mutti she went mental and said I could get a blood diseases thingamajuggerer so I decided not to. So instead, I have drawn on the tattoos I want in eyeliner and covered them avec clear nail varnish so they stay on, and it looks fab fab fabbity fab.
Aaaanyway note to self: Look up aaaanyway en Francais. Anyway bon nuit!
29 March 2006
Identity crisis? Around 10% of Jewish households have Christmas trees.
Oh my golly goshness.
I FULLY sat in chewing gum today. Seriously. There was so much of the damn stuff on my skirt that I dunno how the person got it all in their mouth. Anyway I went to the student office and they said there was some remover in the toilet, so I went in avec Lnr, Becci and Nicole. We found the stuff and I was like "Just pour it all on!" But Lnr was all reading the instructions. Typical. Anyways eventually she poured a load on and it wouldn't come off, so I read the instructions and it said you have to rub with a damp cloth, shows how good Lnr is at reading eh? Anyway while all this was happening, I was in absolutamondo hystericness, with my skirt round the wrong way, and there was this girl lying on the sick bed looking a bit miffed at the amount of noise we were making. Ya but the thing is, the stuff wouldnt come off, so Lnr said that she would go out and I had to take my skirt off and clean it avec towel, but I didn't want to so I started screaming. A lot. And it was like one of those pully towel thingys so I couldn't reach my skirt to it while I was wearing it, so Becci FULLY sneaked into the resource cupboard and stole a towel!! Twenty five minutes later all the gum was off, so we went back into the playground and then the bell went. TYPICAL. And then we had this PSE thing in which a police came in to teach us the danger of railways, and he told us that Brentwood is in the top ten for amount of rail death. And over 40 people from my school have walked on the tracks at Bwood station. And the policeman told us loads of stories of gross stuff happening on tracks, like a 4 year old having a hole blasted through his chest because of the current, and a 7 year old have his spine shocked to the front of his body, and a man in 167 pieces spread over 3 miles of railway. And then he showed us photos. And Nick looked all ill. I'm gonna stop right there before I make you all barf.
ONLY ONE MORE FULL DAY OF SCHOOL!!
30 March 2006
2,500 newborn babies will be dropped in the next month
Bolus poem, written during Science by Becci et moi. You may notice that we got some inspiration from the Emo Song.
He's a bolus kid
He don't know what to wear
He has bolus teeth
And puts bolus in his haiR
He has bolus friends
And a bolus for a mum
And when he writes "burn"
It looks like "bum"
He has bolus eyes
And a bolus up his nose
And when he bends over
He can touch his bolus toes
He's a bolus kid
And he rides a bolus bike
Coz a bolus is one step below
BOLUSVESTITE!
He has a bolus room
Where he sleeps all night
Coz he's a bolus kid
Who sits up right
He's a bolus rapist
And he rapes a bolus cow
The cow says "moo"
And the bolus says "ow"
He has some bolus chickens
And a bolus house
He's a bolus kid
With a pet bolus mouse
There's a bolus on his knee
And a bolus on his head
BANG!
The bolus kid is dead.
At the bus stop this morning, my little brother's idiot of a friend chucked a snail in the road. Luckily, it was in the middle of all the cars' wheels, but it started moving. And I didn't want it to die. So I forced the stupid imbecile into the road to pick up the snail to save it. And then I went along the roadside picking up every single snail to make sure they didn't go into the road. I am a hero. Yay me. Oh and I imploded a coke can at lunchtime.
Aaaanyway, that is the last full day of school done for two weeks. Just got half a day tomorrow. It's really stupid coz we only have one lesson then a really long assembly and then one hour's form time but at least it is an excuse for a few hours MP3 listening to. But I really hope I don't get any awards in assembly coz that just means walking up in front of year 7, 8 and 9. . .*shudder*.
31 March 2006
Raping-A-Ham
1.Name a friend whose name starts with the letter "A"?
Alex
2. Now name something that reminds you of that person.
Salsa
3. What's your worst fear?
I die before moshing at the front of a Green Day concert
4.Were you a lego-maniac when you were little?
No
5. What do you think of "reality" TV?
Th stuff for charity is ok but the ones where members of the public just want to be on tv to get famous is ridiculous.
6. Do you chew on straws?
Yes, doesn't everyone?!
7.Do you have curly hair?
Ya but it's normally straightened.
8. What is the next concert you're going to?
Maximo Park in October but I might go to see Chilli Peppers in the Summer if I can get tix.
9. What colour is your keyboard?
Black and silver.
10.Who is number one on your friends list?
Erm well I have 3, Lnr, Becca + Saz.
11.Who is your favourite cartoon character?
Patrick Star from SpongeBob.
12.What colour is your car?
Dark blue
13.What CD can you listen to the whole way through?
Erm my playlist is on random, coz I hate listening to just one CD, but I always used to put my Busted albums on repeat.
14.Funniest thing you've heard in the past 72 hours?
"There's this really ugly girl at swimming but you should see her mother, it gets worse!"--Nici
15. Can you swim?
Ya
16. Have you seen the film Donnie Darko?
Come again?
17.Do you have to work tomorrow?
No
18. Any bumper sticks on your car?
No, so immature. *mutters*
19. Can you sing the alphabet backwards?
Indeed I can
20. Have you ever been on an aeroplane?
Ya
21. Are you an only child?
No, little brother.
22. Do you prefer an electric or manual pencil sharpener?
Electric, can't be bothered with manual ones.
23. What's your stand on hunting?
Hunters should go have their heads flushed.
24. Is marriage in your future?
Doubt it.
25. Do you like your handwriting?
It's ok.
26.Last fruit eaten?
Passion fruit.
27. When was the last time you said "I love you" and meant it?
To my mutti :)
28. Is Elvis still alive?
Hope not. His dress sense was rather tragic.
29. Do you cry at weddings?
Hell no.
30.What should you be doing right now?
Practising geeetar.
31. Are blondes dumb?
No, except Lnr :P
32. Where does the other sock end up?
The damn washing machine eats it. Or under my bed. . .
33.Do you have a crush right now?
No.
34. Do you have a nickname?
Ya loads.
35. Last TV show you watched?
Futurama. No wait Simpsons.
36. When was the last time your were in a car?
At about 3pm.
37. Do you prefer baths or showers?
Baths in winter, showers in summer.
38. Is Santa Clause real?
Yes! No you freak of course he's not. . .or parents are liars.
39. Would you like to dance with me?
No I don't do dancing, just headbanging :P
40. Are you afraid of the dark?
No.
41.Who's the youngest one in your family
Jake.
42. Crunchy or creamy peanut butter?
Crunchy.
43. Can you crack your neck?
Rather not. . .
44. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
Ya.
46. Is drug free the way to be?
Definitely.
47. Are you a heavy sleeper?
Depends.
48. What colour are your eyes?
Hazel.
50. Do you like your life?
Sometimes.
51. Is your name Alan?
If it is, no one told me about it. . .
52. Are you psycic?
I have psycic moments,
53. Have you read "Catcher In The Rye" ?
No but it is mentioned in the Emo Song.
54.Favourite board game?
I ahte all board games.
55. Do you shop at American Eagle?
Where?
Right, so what a lot of you (or all of you) won't know is that I've been blogging since 2004. Unfortunately and absolutely idiotically, I deleted my 04-05 blog at the start of 06. It was on my original MSN Space and I thoroughly regret deleting it. However, I just stumbled upon my new but still very old MSN Space and it has lots of blogs on it, dating back to 06. So I decided that I'm going to post them here, in chronological order. Not all in one go coz that will take ages, but with every new blog I will post a month's worth of old blogs.. So am gonna start now. Enjoy my retarded 15 year old self!
25 March 2006
In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.
New space. That is all.
26 March 2006
It is illegal to be a prostitute in Italy if your name is Mary.
I ate a bourbon biscuit and now I feel sick
28 March 2006
55.2% of us will let someone else come in the bathroom while we're using the toilet.
Argh! Isn't it like the law then when you turn an ice tray upside down no ice at all will come out? Well yes it is. So when I turned the ice tray upside down, I just automatically assumed zilch ice cubes would fall out. But oh no, every leetle piece of ice had to fall out of the ice tray all over the floor.
Anyway, just got back from leaning on tramps (trampolining) avec Becca, Lnr and Saz. It was really fun and I did a somersault *yay me*. But I am annoyed coz there is another girl there called Jocelyn, which is SO unfair because that is MY name that belongs to ME and she can't have it. *Childish pokey out tongue face*. It's weird coz it's the first time I have ever met someone else with my name, but I haven't actually MET her coz I refuse to talk to her because she is a chav and I can't communicate with them.
Today I found out what bolus means: Lump of food in your stomach. Which does NOT take the fabbness of the word away, so me and Becci wrote a song about a bolus. It is not relevant to a lump of food in your stomach though. I'll post it on here tomorrow so you can gaze in awe at his wonderness. Hem hem. . .
Aaaanyway yay we break up on Friday luncheons time! Easter hols are gonna be a-rockin' my stockin's. On Wednesday we (Becca, Lnr, Saz and moi) are going to Romford avec Becci and Nici pour their birthday (they are twins) and we are gonna go to Primark and buy MAHOOSIVE knickers and all get into them and walk around the shops like that! Teeheehee! OOOoooh and I am going to Camden at some point.
Anyways I was thinking about getting a couple of tattoos, which is odd bearing in mind I have absolutely hated them since about one day ago. I wanted a black heart on my right hand middle finger like Billie Joe, and a black star kinda by the base of my right thumb like Matt ex Busted. But then when I told my mutti she went mental and said I could get a blood diseases thingamajuggerer so I decided not to. So instead, I have drawn on the tattoos I want in eyeliner and covered them avec clear nail varnish so they stay on, and it looks fab fab fabbity fab.
Aaaanyway note to self: Look up aaaanyway en Francais. Anyway bon nuit!
29 March 2006
Identity crisis? Around 10% of Jewish households have Christmas trees.
Oh my golly goshness.
I FULLY sat in chewing gum today. Seriously. There was so much of the damn stuff on my skirt that I dunno how the person got it all in their mouth. Anyway I went to the student office and they said there was some remover in the toilet, so I went in avec Lnr, Becci and Nicole. We found the stuff and I was like "Just pour it all on!" But Lnr was all reading the instructions. Typical. Anyways eventually she poured a load on and it wouldn't come off, so I read the instructions and it said you have to rub with a damp cloth, shows how good Lnr is at reading eh? Anyway while all this was happening, I was in absolutamondo hystericness, with my skirt round the wrong way, and there was this girl lying on the sick bed looking a bit miffed at the amount of noise we were making. Ya but the thing is, the stuff wouldnt come off, so Lnr said that she would go out and I had to take my skirt off and clean it avec towel, but I didn't want to so I started screaming. A lot. And it was like one of those pully towel thingys so I couldn't reach my skirt to it while I was wearing it, so Becci FULLY sneaked into the resource cupboard and stole a towel!! Twenty five minutes later all the gum was off, so we went back into the playground and then the bell went. TYPICAL. And then we had this PSE thing in which a police came in to teach us the danger of railways, and he told us that Brentwood is in the top ten for amount of rail death. And over 40 people from my school have walked on the tracks at Bwood station. And the policeman told us loads of stories of gross stuff happening on tracks, like a 4 year old having a hole blasted through his chest because of the current, and a 7 year old have his spine shocked to the front of his body, and a man in 167 pieces spread over 3 miles of railway. And then he showed us photos. And Nick looked all ill. I'm gonna stop right there before I make you all barf.
ONLY ONE MORE FULL DAY OF SCHOOL!!
30 March 2006
2,500 newborn babies will be dropped in the next month
Bolus poem, written during Science by Becci et moi. You may notice that we got some inspiration from the Emo Song.
He's a bolus kid
He don't know what to wear
He has bolus teeth
And puts bolus in his haiR
He has bolus friends
And a bolus for a mum
And when he writes "burn"
It looks like "bum"
He has bolus eyes
And a bolus up his nose
And when he bends over
He can touch his bolus toes
He's a bolus kid
And he rides a bolus bike
Coz a bolus is one step below
BOLUSVESTITE!
He has a bolus room
Where he sleeps all night
Coz he's a bolus kid
Who sits up right
He's a bolus rapist
And he rapes a bolus cow
The cow says "moo"
And the bolus says "ow"
He has some bolus chickens
And a bolus house
He's a bolus kid
With a pet bolus mouse
There's a bolus on his knee
And a bolus on his head
BANG!
The bolus kid is dead.
At the bus stop this morning, my little brother's idiot of a friend chucked a snail in the road. Luckily, it was in the middle of all the cars' wheels, but it started moving. And I didn't want it to die. So I forced the stupid imbecile into the road to pick up the snail to save it. And then I went along the roadside picking up every single snail to make sure they didn't go into the road. I am a hero. Yay me. Oh and I imploded a coke can at lunchtime.
Aaaanyway, that is the last full day of school done for two weeks. Just got half a day tomorrow. It's really stupid coz we only have one lesson then a really long assembly
31 March 2006
Raping-A-Ham
1.Name a friend whose name starts with the letter "A"?
Alex
2. Now name something that reminds you of that person.
Salsa
3. What's your worst fear?
I die before moshing at the front of a Green Day concert
4.Were you a lego-maniac when you were little?
No
5. What do you think of "reality" TV?
Th stuff for charity is ok but the ones where members of the public just want to be on tv to get famous is ridiculous.
6. Do you chew on straws?
Yes, doesn't everyone?!
7.Do you have curly hair?
Ya but it's normally straightened.
8. What is the next concert you're going to?
Maximo Park in October but I might go to see Chilli Peppers in the Summer if I can get tix.
9. What colour is your keyboard?
Black and silver.
10.Who is number one on your friends list?
Erm well I have 3, Lnr, Becca + Saz.
11.Who is your favourite cartoon character?
Patrick Star from SpongeBob.
12.What colour is your car?
Dark blue
13.What CD can you listen to the whole way through?
Erm my playlist is on random, coz I hate listening to just one CD, but I always used to put my Busted albums on repeat.
14.Funniest thing you've heard in the past 72 hours?
"There's this really ugly girl at swimming but you should see her mother, it gets worse!"--Nici
15. Can you swim?
Ya
16. Have you seen the film Donnie Darko?
Come again?
17.Do you have to work tomorrow?
No
18. Any bumper sticks on your car?
No, so immature. *mutters*
19. Can you sing the alphabet backwards?
Indeed I can
20. Have you ever been on an aeroplane?
Ya
21. Are you an only child?
No, little brother.
22. Do you prefer an electric or manual pencil sharpener?
Electric, can't be bothered with manual ones.
23. What's your stand on hunting?
Hunters should go have their heads flushed.
24. Is marriage in your future?
Doubt it.
25. Do you like your handwriting?
It's ok.
26.Last fruit eaten?
Passion fruit.
27. When was the last time you said "I love you" and meant it?
To my mutti :)
28. Is Elvis still alive?
Hope not. His dress sense was rather tragic.
29. Do you cry at weddings?
Hell no.
30.What should you be doing right now?
Practising geeetar.
31. Are blondes dumb?
No, except Lnr :P
32. Where does the other sock end up?
The damn washing machine eats it. Or under my bed. . .
33.Do you have a crush right now?
No.
34. Do you have a nickname?
Ya loads.
35. Last TV show you watched?
Futurama. No wait Simpsons.
36. When was the last time your were in a car?
At about 3pm.
37. Do you prefer baths or showers?
Baths in winter, showers in summer.
38. Is Santa Clause real?
Yes! No you freak of course he's not. . .or parents are liars.
39. Would you like to dance with me?
No I don't do dancing, just headbanging :P
40. Are you afraid of the dark?
No.
41.Who's the youngest one in your family
Jake.
42. Crunchy or creamy peanut butter?
Crunchy.
43. Can you crack your neck?
Rather not. . .
44. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
Ya.
46. Is drug free the way to be?
Definitely.
47. Are you a heavy sleeper?
Depends.
48. What colour are your eyes?
Hazel.
50. Do you like your life?
Sometimes.
51. Is your name Alan?
If it is, no one told me about it. . .
52. Are you psycic?
I have psycic moments,
53. Have you read "Catcher In The Rye" ?
No but it is mentioned in the Emo Song.
54.Favourite board game?
I ahte all board games.
55. Do you shop at American Eagle?
Where?
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